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Does size really matter?
Apparently, it does when it comes to the penis. In fact, the King’s County Saloon in Brooklyn will be holding its third annual “Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant” on Saturday.
While the title of the competition is pretty much self-explanatory, there is more to the pageant than just measuring the “weiner’s” size. Pageant contestants need to undergo four rounds including swimwear, formal wear, talent, and question and answer portions. This year, eight contestants including 2013 runner-up Rip Van Dinkle who passed the video auditions, will be showing off their tiny guns.
So who came up with the bizarre idea to hold a contest for the smallest members in the borough?
Aimee Arciuolo, a partner at Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, thought of throwing a contest for guys with small weiners after having an amazing night with a guy she claimed to have the smallest penis she had ever seen.
To add spice to the one-of-a-kind pageant, its organisers decided do a space theme on the contest’s third year. The crowd can expect space-themed costumes, intergalactic decorations, as well as small lightsabers in the event.
“We’re searching the entire galaxy for the smallest penis,” said Arciuolo.
In 2014, a 28-year-old Fulbright scholar from New Delhi named Raj Kumar took home the title.
Featured image credits to Timeout.
