Denis Santos
Have you ever thought of killing someone?
It could be someone you hate or simply a random stranger. Nonetheless, here’s what astrology says about your psychotic thinking.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Mercy killer. Astrology says that the only time a Cancer would kill someone is when the death of that person is for a better cause. As twisted as they are, they would see this action as an act of kindness. And when busted, they would use that reasoning to justify their crime.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Attention-seeker. After they had done the gruesome killing and when the press learned about the whole incident, a Leo would not bother surrendering. For him or her, this would mean temporary fame. A Leo will finally get the attention he/she needs, and a Leo will never let someone else take credit for what they have done. They would prefer to get caught than to surrender the spotlight to someone who did not earn it.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Clean Assasin. As smooth as they are, Virgos would never commit a murder and get caught. They have ways and methods to get away with their crime. Remember the zodiac killer? That’s what Virgos like. They will commit a series of murders and leave behind impossible-to-decode clues. They seek comfort to the confusion of peole.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Accused Murderer. Libra cannot commit a murder. The only way they will face charges is from false accusations. They can never say no, and when the time comes that they were framed and got caught up, they will instantly give in.
Scorpio (October 23-November 22)
Excellent Liar. Out of the 12 signs, Scorpio is the most cold-hearted villain. They can easily disconnect their emotions and feelings to the crime they have done. They can put killing and lying into their application forms because that’s what they do best. Getting them into a confession would be impossible–making them the best psychotic killer.
Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)
Wickedly Innocent. A Sagittarius can be that clumsy to kill a person and spend the next 3 days thinking of something to cover up his or her crime. They do not mean it, committing a murder can be just a spur of the moment for them.
Capricorn (December 22-January 20)
Paranoid Villain. They are born paranoid. Capricorns would kill someone because they think their victim is trying to do the same to them. Matching their paranoia is their OC-ness. They can flawlessly cover up a crime, and their ability to keep a secret is just too high.
Aquarius (January 21-February 18)
Pleasure Seeker. They kill because doing so pleasures them. An Aquarius find comfort in killing people. He or she can be the most gruesome killer out of the 12 signs. They plot unbelievable ways of killing somebody, making them legendary ones. So, be careful not to share a room with them.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Passionate Antagonist. They consider murders as their passion. A Pisces would definitely kill their loved ones just because they feel passionate about them. And no, this is not an act of insanity, they’re just very… passionate.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Harsh Predator. The most hot-headed of the pack–impulsive, and prone to danger. Because they let their emotions take over, their rational thinking is cluttered. They’re not good in covering up the sin they have done. In a shootout, he’s the first one to get killed.
Taurus (April 20-May 21)
Justice Promoter. A Taurus would kill weighing good and right. They are hungry for the bad blood. If you mistreat others, then you’re worthy of killing. Tauruses won’t mind punishing you for the sins you did. They never forget, and are likely to avenge as soon as possible.
Gemini (May 22-June 21)
Unknown Attacker. One would never know how Gemini attacks. They are capable of changing their ways of axing someone. A Gemini is unpredictable and impossible to catch.
