Charles Teves
Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque was made fun of on social media after he mistook vital signs for “vital statistics.”
Following his testing positive of COVID-19, Roque explained to the press how the Pasay City hotel he is isolated at is treating him.
He said doctors and nurses conduct interventions twice a day to determine his “vital statistics.”
“Hindi po ibig sabihin na palibhasa isolation facility kayo pupunta, wala pong doktor. Mayroon pong mga doktor, may mga nurses po dito sa hotel where I’m staying right now. Dalawang beses po ang rounds nila at dalawang beses kayong kinukuhanan din ng vital statistics kasama na po iyong oximeter to measure your oxygen level,” he said.
Roque, an attorney and not a health expert, had Netizens laughing at him.
https://twitter.com/totallydamaged_/status/1372457887360946181?s=20
Vital statistics usually refer to quantitative data concerning the population (like the number of births, marriages, and deaths) or the measurements of a woman’s bust, waist, and hips. Vital signs are for medical professionals to gauge how well a person’s body is functioning.
The four main vital signs are body temperature, pulse rate, breathing, and blood pressure.
harry roque in the isolation facility getting his vital statistics taken by the doctor pic.twitter.com/Qu6NIC3PID
— j🐰 (@flwrtokki) March 18, 2021
People aren’t interested in knowing Roque’s vital statistics.
Ina ka roque anong vital statistics?! ano ka sasali sa pageant?! https://t.co/rURCxRYHmr
— Paosee Villena (@paoceeMD) March 18, 2021
https://twitter.com/BSEDBIOSOON/status/1372483965127303177?s=20
Anu daw po vital statistics ni Roque? Pang Miss Universe b? https://t.co/6LNODXcXwS
— McNeil Amores (@mcneilamores) March 18, 2021
Roque preparing for Miss U 2022
well maintained ang vital statistics 👏👏👏Go gurl make the dolphis proud.uwian na. https://t.co/WPtPAujRP2
— emman (@Emmanence_shdw) March 18, 2021
no, Harry Roque – we DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO KNOW your vital statistics. https://t.co/TRTUtf5j8h
— WAWAM (@wawam) March 19, 2021
But some want to know Roque’s numbers.
https://twitter.com/juancaoile_/status/1372557521664151553?s=20
Many find it hard to believe that Roque is infected with SARS-CoV-2 since he won’t release his SARS-CoV-2. He has been on record lying about a lot of things as well.
He lied about the matrix release of the alleged transaction between ABS-CBN and Lehmann Brothers- an issue the Development Bank of the Philippines (DBP) has already refuted.
Roque also lied about President Rodrigo Duterte being neutral in ABS-CBN’s bid for franchise renewal.
